The 12 Days of Obsessive Christmas Decorating-day 4

You might have a Obsessive Christmas Decorating problem if;

If you have a closet full of Christmas wrapping paper.

If the paper in your closet is paper that was taken off every present your family received for the last twenty years.

If some of that twenty year old paper has been used several times to warp different presents, and you don’t see anything wrong with doing that.

If you buy ribbon, to wrap your presents with, in bulk.

If bulk means the ribbon comes in lengths measuring a large fractions of a mile, or longer.

If the 2000 foot roll of red ribbon is almost empty.

If your hat has blinking Christmas lights on it.

If your shirt has blinking Christmas lights on it.

If you got a ticket because your car is covered with blinking Christmas lights.

If you have rigged the door bell to say HO, HO, HO when someone pushes it.

You don’t have a problem if you made a Christmas tree out of beer cans. You’re just a red neck. Tip, the tall silver cans work best.

Stay strong, write on. Professor Hyram Voltage

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