You might have a Obsessive Christmas Decorating problem if;
If you get into an argument about real versus artificial Christmas trees, and you own stock in a Christmas tree farm.
If you have a live Christmas tree growing in a container, in the living room, and a back up live Christmas tree growing in a container in the back yard.
If you have a live decorated Christmas tree in a container in the front yard as a back up to the tree in the back yard that’s a back up to the tree in the living room.
If you have three Christmas tree top ornaments and you can’t decide which one looks best, so every night you change the tree top ornament.
If you have five spare tree top ornaments.
If you have twelve tree top ornaments, one for each of the twelve days of Christmas. And that’s not counting the couple of spares you have hidden in the closet.
Stay strong, write on. Professor Hyram Voltage